YOU.
001. Name, age, location. Claire, 17, Britain.
002. Mustard? No can't stand it one of my least favourite condiments in fact.
003. What's your least favorite kind of poop? Smelly poop, I dunno I never really considered it... Oh I know diahorrea.
004. What is your favourite kind of candy? You can list a few. I'll eat anything with sugar pretty much.
005. If your junk (female and/or male parts) could talk, what would it say? Hello nice to meet you. I was thinking about existentialism the other day and the concepts of time......
006. What is the absolute dumbest thing you have ever done, moron? What just one ummm I was born that was pretty dumb but I couldn't really prevent that one.
007. If you could torture anyone and get away with it. Who would you torture, how would you do it, and why? I would torture most of the people who attended my old school. I would get them locked in the gym and make corrosive acid come from the fire sprinkler thingy's cos most of them were complete cunts. ha ha ha haaaaa (evil laugh)
008. One person you admire that has nothing to do with Green Day, and why. I don't know, I don't really think of people in that way. Ummm
009. What other bands do you like? Green Day related bands do not count. No more than ten bands please, so make it good. Incubus, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pixies, Libertines, The doors, The Strokes, Garbage, Radiohead, System of a down....
010. List some of your favorite songs by those other bands. No more than ten. Are you in (Incubus), Sugar (System of a Down), Tourettes (Nirvana), Where is my mind (Pixies), Party on your pussy (red hot chili's), Twentieth Century Fox (The Doors) ......

YOUR GREEN DAY HISTORY.
011. How long have you been a diehard Green Day fan? You are die hard, right? 3 Years. I know it doesn't sound long but I have been listening to them solidly in that time.
012. How did you get into them? List the first song you heard, what made you decide you wanted to hear more by them, what was your first impression, ect... give us details, bitch. It all started with a mix CD my friend made for me it had Coming Clean on it and I love that song. I then went out and bought Dookie and got into it straight away. I loved Burning out I felt I could really relate to it at that time (teenage angst what can you do). She kicked ass though, I love that song. Billie Joes vocals are great so subtle on the verses and then more aggressive on the chorus. The lyrics are amazing "I keep feeling ike a social tool without a use...." got to love it. And Longview, wow that bass line what can I say.
013. Have you seen them live? How many times? Include a favourite live moment if you have seen them. I've only seen them once. It was one of the best experiences ever phenomenal. Longview was amazing live everyone just exploded on the chorus. Good Riddance had me in tears at the end it was amazing Billie Joe came out with his electric guitar wow. My favourite moment was when they played we are the champions and a load of confetti came blasting out it was like everything went into slow motion (sounds cheesy I know) but it was magical.
014. If you could ask each one of the guys one question, what would you ask them. Tre would be "could you be my dominated love slave?" sorry if you were looking for something more meaningful.
Mike would be "Could you give me bass lessons?"
Billie would be "could you play me F.O.D please?" you know like private intimate performance.
015. What is your least favourite (or one that you fucking hate) Green Day song, and why. Probably Espionage just because it's an instrumental and I get kind of bored with it. Also never really got into chump for some reason but I don't know why.
016. You know those random weird noises that Billie makes in some songs? Which one is your favourite and why? Yes, there are a few different ones. I like the one in She just after he sings "I'm taking heat just for you" the second time it's cool.
017. What is your favorite song that Green Day has covered? Tired of Waiting for You, I really like Billie Joes voice here..... Oh I also love my Generation that is kick arse especially when the guy comes in shouting. They really do those songs justice.
018. Give us a favorite lyric or two. "I want to be the Minority, down with the moral majority...."
and "When you lost all hope and excuses and the cheapskates and the losers, nothings left to cling onto you got to hold on, hold on to yourself.."
019. Any favorite quotes from the guys? Billie Joe- "When I first saw Tre he was outside 924 Gilman Street wearing a suit and an old ladies bathing cap. It was the coolest thing I'd ever seen".
020. What do you hate most about non-asshole Green Day fans? I hate the fucking posers who have no idea about the music but go round with a fucking Green Day T-shirt because they think Green Day are the "in" band. And the fucking idiots who are like "yeah I love simple plan and Good Charlotte they are like so good and Green Day". Just don't bloody compare Green Day with that shit. Don't even get me started on the Avril Lavinge rock wannabes. Oh and the nobheads who think Good Riddance is "the best". Don't get me wrong it's a great song but there does happen to be more songs in Green Days repertoire.
021. What is your opinion on the American Idiot album? I like it. Jesus of Suburbia is amazing the whole thing is so ambitious and shows a maturity. And when you consider that they’d already done a load of work on a different album that was stolen. It is pretty impressive they managed to stay together and produce such quality. I think the political and social themes are well commentated and that the story that runs through the CD gives it real depth. It’s unusual to have a CD that can have such a wide range of interpretations and keeps your attention on so many levels. Its got everything the louder fast paced songs like American idiot and St Jimmy and then the slower ballady type stuff such as like me up when September ends. American idiot is a great album and it stands upto the rest well.
022. What is your favorite Green Day member tattoo? List the tattoos, who it belongs too, and why it's your favorite. I really like the tattoo on Billie Joes forearm of him and Adie because it is such a cool way to express your love for someone to have them branded on your arm.
023. List your favorite albums in order (of your favoritism) and why you chose to rank it that way. (ie - 1. Warning is my favorite because...) list all the albums, because you own them all, right?
1.Nimrod - my favourite at the moment I can just put it on and switch off to everything else and dance around my room signing along like the complete retard I am.
2.Dookie - my first Greenday album it will be with me forever. I love listening to thi great songs basket case is kick arse.3.Warning - Love this album so much it just keeps growing on me. Especially love blood, sex and booze so catchy.
4.Kerplunk - I really like this album, songs like Christie road and 80 really stand out for me. And of course Dominated love slave is so much fun.
5.American Idiot - It has real scope. I love Jesus of Suburbia and She's a rebel inparticular.
6.1039 smooth - haven’t listened to it for a while I go through phases they kind of rotate. This album I like because of it’s raw energy.
7.Insomniac - I really like some of the songs on here 86, panic song and Brain Stew they are some of my top Green Day songs. But for some reason the rest of the album doesn't really do it for me. Maybe it will grow on me more in time. I hate having to list them because they're all pretty close.
024. List your favorite music video from each album and why. (ie - Waiting is my favorite video from the Warning album because..)
Warning - Waiting, Billie Joe is looking really good in this video and I love the effects when everything goes in slow motion its cool.
American Idiot - Boulevard of Broken dreams, it was overplayed a lot but the video is realy good. It fits in with the song so well.
Insomniac - Walking contradiction is so good, the way everything falls apart around the and the way its choreographed is cool.
Dookie - Basket Case, they are all looking hot in this video I love the fish bit.

025. What is your favorite song... (you can list up to 3 for each catergory)
Guitar-wise? I really like When I come around for some reason it just works so well it is kind of catchy gets in my head.
Bass-wise? Longview the moment I hear it I feel tingly.
Drum-wise? Jesus of Suburbia there is so much variety
Vocal-wise? She I already explained it in question 12
Lyric-wise? King for a day and Coming Clean I love th way Billie Joe is so comfortable with himself that he is afraid to show that side of him. And King for A day is hilarious "who put the drag in drag queen.." great live as well.


YOUR GREEN DAY KNOWLEDGE.
026. List all REAL NAMES of the bandmembers (including ex-members). Yes, this question is played out, but do we care? No. List them. Billie Joe Armstrong
Something Pritchard 3rd
Mike Dirnt
Shit I’m not gonna get in with these answers am I oh well I’ve filled out this much might as well trek on. Ha ha ha
027. Name some Green Day related bands. Extra points if you can name all 4 that I'm thinking of. The Network ………………. Bollocks.
028. Who is Laurie L.? What did she do? Fucking hell I’m shit at trivia
029. How many testicles, as a group, does Green Day have? 5?
030. Which member didn't graduate high school? Billie Joe
031. Who is..
Timmy Chunks?
Aaron Cometbus?
Bill Schnieder? I don’t know I just listen to and live the music.
Jason White?
Steve Nesser?
Jason Freese?
032. Combo question, you can answer one or the other, or both (both gets you extra radcool points) -- Who designed the artwork for the 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours album -AND/OR- how did the album get the name? I’m not gonna cheat I’ll be honest I don’t fucking know I just listen to the music and bollocks this isn’t going so well.
033. What were they going to originally name the Dookie album? Blurghhh dunno.
034. What is the name of the artwork for the Insomniac album, and who was the artist? ahhhhhhh
035. Name at least two songs that Billie didn't write the lryics to, if you know more, list them. NO CHEATING. Dominated love slave I think that was Tre I could be wrong (probably am)


FINAL QUESTION.
036. What makes you a Green Day asshole? Why should we pick you? Because I fucking said so. Also when it comes to the music I know my stuff the trivia stuff shall come in time. After all it’s all about the music….. Isn’t it?… umm maybe huh.
Don't beg and plead, it makes you look like a pathetic mortal.